dAMMIT GRANDPA I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD FOR THE LAST TIME I DON’T WANT A HAPPY MEAL
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
you can see her accent
The progression of video games in a few decades.
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN.
Sketch bust: $5
Sketch waist up: $7
Sketch full body: $10
Additional characters is $2+ PER PERSON and colored sketches are $2+
Simple Cell Shading:
Waist up: $10
Full body: $15
Additional characters is $4+ PER PERSON. Will come with a simple background color if interested
Waist up: $15
Full Body: $20
Additional characters is $6+ PER PERSON. Will come with a simple background color if interested.
Waist up: $40
Full Body: $50
Additional characters is $10+ PER PERSON. Will come with a simple background color if interested. I MIGHT do a more detailed background for a price I will determine. I can decline if I feel uncomfortable with it.
If you are interested in commissioning me, read my rules.
I will be taking a limited slot of people, 10 total. First come, first serve. You must pay upfront in order to reserve a slot. I can accept or deny your request if I see fit, no ifs, ands, or buts.
If you choose to order multiple characters in a single drawing piece, be specific with how you want me to draw them if you wish to have them interact. Be specific if you want multiple characters but in separate pieces as well.
I do not go past a PG-13 rating. No excessive nudity, violence/gore, or ideologically sensitive material. Please.
You can do anything you want with the final image as long as it’s for personal use. Example: Icon/avatars, blog backgrounds, printing it out/hanging it on your walls. DO NOT use my work for advertisement/commercial use, I own the rights to the image.
If you are unsatisfied with the image I can do minor modifications for no charge, if it needs major modifications it will cost you a $10 fee. Regardless of the image category. If you are still unsatisfied, you will get a refund on your fee.
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you are interested in commissioning me. DO NOT SEND ME A REQUEST VIA ASK ON TUMBLR. remember to provide visual references, be as detailed on refs as possible depending on what you’re asking for. When I am finished with your commission I will Email you the image to see if it is satisfactory.
My paypal is on email@example.com. If it has been a week and you have not paid, you will be removed from the 10 person slot and replaced.
Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!
Vine by Daz_Black
What? My boobs are great.
See? Perfectly fine.
I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.
Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean
My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.
Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal.
And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!
But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity.
You’re fine. They’re fine.